Age of Reason

The Daily Show Feed

Congress has finally reorganized America's intelligence services -- and all it took was three years of constant hounding by grieving widows.

From our congressmen: Jon Stewart reports that the annoyingly sarcastic Dana Rohrbacker (R, CA) has been appointed sarcasm czar. From Steve King (R, Iowa) "They were outside-the-box thinkers that flew those planes into the world trade center."

Ramses II of Egypt has recieved the highest honor a pharoah can recieve, having a condom named after him.

Jon Stewart says, "You get the sense that this Howell Raines character is a dick. And I don't use that word lightly, I've only used it one other time on tv."

posted by conchis @ 11:28 PM