Thursday, December 16, 2004

Daily Show: This Just In

In response to William Donahue, who said that "Hollywood is controlled by secular Jews who hate Christianity" and "Hollywood like anal sex" Stewart says of Hollywood: "You cannot go to a restaurant there without getting sodomized."

"Social Security: because if we don't destroy it might be there later."

"Justice oughtta be fair." -- George W. Bush


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