Wednesday, December 01, 2004

Jon Stewart on Tom Ridge

The guy responsible for protecting America from terrorists just knocked wood. "Oh, Bin Laden's come over with another video. Someone, throw salt over their shoulder."

And Stephen Colbert on pharmacists who refuse to dispense birth-control pills:

Viagra, on the other hand: that crank makes your jimmy thicker. And that's the gospel truth.

Still, I think the funniest thing about this show is that there's someone on it named Bob Wiltfong.


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